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BADTRIP KA BA…?

sa SARILI mo
sa NANAY mong bungangera
sa TATAY mong istrikto
sa ANAK mong sutil
sa KAPATID mong kontrabida
sa LOLA mong makulet
sa LOLO mong paulet ulet
sa PAMANGKIN mong iyakin
sa PINSAN mong sumbungero
sa KAMAG-ANAK mong mukang pera
sa BOYFRIEND mong chickboy
sa GIRLFRIEND mong maluho
sa EX NG GF/BF mo na bitter
sa GF/BF NG EX mo na pinagseselosan ka parin
sa FRIEND mong plastik
sa BESTFRIEND mong mang aagaw
sa KAPITBAHAY mong chismosa
sa KAAWAY mong panget
sa CLASSMATE mong sipsip
sa TEACHER mong terror
sa NO ERASURES/RIGHT MINUS WRONG rule sa exam
sa MINOR SUBJECT na feeling major
sa COURSE mo na hindi mo matapos tapos
sa THESIS na madugo
sa BOSS mong lagi kang pinepressure
sa KATULONG mong umaalembong
sa DRIVER na kaskasero
sa KATABI SA JEEP na may body odor
sa PASAHERO na ayaw abutin ang bayad mo
sa MAYOR nyong kurakot
sa ASONG nanghahabol
sa IPIS na hindi mamatay matay
sa PUSANG naglalampong sa bubong
sa MOVIES na patay ang bida sa huli
sa KATABI mong dugyot
sa PANAGINIP mong bangungot
sa ASAWA mong mahilig
sa KABIT mong demanding
sa KUKO mong namurder
sa NGIPIN mong masaket [taena sumaket na ang lahat wag lang ngipin ko!]
sa BUBONG nyong butas butas
sa COMPUTER mong laging naghahang
sa 200 ONLINE FRIENDS mo pero 50 lang ang friend mo tlga
sa NOTIFICATIONS na useless
sa CELLPHONE mong walang load
sa LOAD mong hirap i-unli
sa TEXTMATE mong mahilig mag GM
sa NETWORK na busy pag holiday
sa BATTERY low
sa CHAIN LETTERS [wapakels kung mamamatay ka pag di mo nasend sa 25 na tao yan!]
sa TEXT na laging delay
sa NAKIKITEXT na nga lang babasahin pa mga text para sayo
sa JEJEMON na jejeje
sa JEJEBUSTER na hehehe
sa TV nyong malabo
sa TUBIG sa baso na lasang sabon
sa TUBIG sa pool na lasang ihi
sa TAE na ayaw lumubog
sa SIPON mong bigla nalang tumutulo
sa MAGSYOTANG naglalampungan sa harap mo [sila na]
sa POSER
sa BABAENG pilingera
sa LALAKENG pilingero
sa BAKLANG walang pera
sa PAYAT na nagdadiet pa
sa PIMPLE mong tinubuan ng muka
sa BALAKUBAK mong parang snowflakes
sa BATA na nandudura
sa KALARO mong madaya
sa LARO na lagi kang buro
sa SNEEZE mong hindi natutuloy
sa TRAPIK na nakakabadtrip
sa FARMVILLE na matagal mag open
sa FFS mo na na-scam
sa BARNBUDDY mong nanakawan ng tanim
sa FISHWORLD mong nanakawan ng isda
sa STATUS mong walang pumapansin
sa FANPAGE na sapol na sapol ka
sa TAGGED PHOTOS na wala ka namang pakealam
sa SABAW mong lasang tubig
sa KANIN mong lasang tae ng ipis
sa KAUSAP mong umaastang parang alam nya ang lahat
sa KAINUMAN mong naglalasing lasingan
sa MATADOR na parang lason
sa BEER na walang yelo
sa CHASER na lasang gamot
sa PULUTANG puro buto
sa SHOT GLASS na may lamat
sa HANGOVER
sa BULSA mong walang laman
sa REFRIGERATOR na tubig lang ang laman
sa KWENTO na walang kwenta
sa KWENTO na gawa gawa lamang
sa KWENTO na paulit ulit lang
sa REKLAMADOR na katulad mo.

~ yeh !! kaw na badtrip .. tsk >.<

• He takes interest in your day-to-day life. He asks how your day was and feels concerned if anything is wrong.
• His behavior suddenly changes when you come around. He suddenly mellows down and becomes a bit quieter while chatting with his friends. Dead give away!
• He remembers almost every small thing that you say. It shows how special you are.
• He calls up just to listen to your voice and gives a silly reason when you ask as to why he called.
• He insists on meeting up every now and then and admits how much he loves being around you.
• He is good with everyone, but with you he goes that extra mile to ensure comfort.
• His body language changes when you are there. He displays affection through subtle hints like stroking your cheek slightly, taking your hand in his palms and being less stiff.
• He tries to be overtly friendly with you and takes that extra step to know more about you, your family and your friends.
• When he praises only about you to his friends and family, it means he has got special feelings for you.
• Friends are a total give away. If his friends treat you in a special way or say something about the two of you being couples, you know he is in love.   
• He looks in your eyes and you feel there is something special about it. He has this shine when he is looking at you.
• He keeps looking at you when you are around and shy’s away when you look at him directly.

~ 0h well :) he likes me :)

Why I Love You So Much

• I can be myself when I am with you
• Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat
• Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.
• I like your small gestures that speak volumes about how much you care
• The fact that you are without a doubt my true soul mate
• The fact that you are the first and only person I’ve ever loved and the first person who ever truly loved me.
• The amazing way you always seem to be able to read my mind
• You bring out the best in me.
• Just a sight of you lifts my up spirits.
• You have taught me what it is to love and be loved.
• I can be clumsy and foolish when I am with you, yet know that your love for me will never diminish.
• Your smile is enough to make a dull day seem bright as sun.
• Being in your arms makes me feel like I can never be lost again.
• I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you
• We can talk about everything or nothing—it’s always okay with you
• When you listen, I know you’re really listening and not just waiting for your turn to talk
• I can feel your love, in the warmth of your touch, ‘cause it touches my heart and soul
• You always know just how to spoil me.
• When we’re together, time just comes to a halt.
• Your loving gaze is enough to carry me through a long day.
• You’re the one who makes happiness happen.
• Because of you, no matter what may come tomorrow, today my life is more complete.
• I want to stay forever with you.
• I just can’t imagine being me without you.
• Just a touch…and I lose my heart all over again.
• Whenever I need it most you’re there with your all-purpose hugs.
• Ever since you have come into my life, I yearn to come back home and see your lovely smile.
• Your innocence makes me forget all shady things of this world.
• I love the way you get angry whenever I am late; yet wait for me for as long as it takes.
• You have given meaning to my existence.
• You are the only one who can make me smile even in my deepest sorrows.
• I respect the faith you have in me and love you for it.
• I get lost in the depth of your mysterious eyes.
• You always make me feel that you are by my side no matter what
• The way that you always look for and find the positive in everything

~ right !!

in my HEART is where you’ll be

i keep WAITING till WE meet :))